Conversations with Eli

(while I was putting on mascara)
Eli:  Mommy, you are doing a great job with yours eyes!
Me: Thank you Eli.  You are a funny.
Eli:  No, you are funny.  I'm a big boy.  And she's a baby girl. (pointing to sister)

(while running errands)
Me:  Are you ready to go home and eat lunch?
Eli:  No!!  I need to go to Target!

(while driving)
Eli:  It's Daddy's school!!  It's so beautiful!
Me:  It's so beautiful??
Eli:  Yes, it's so beautiful.
Me:  What else is beautiful?
Eli:  Um.....the trees are beautiful!
Me: Yes!  What else?
Eli:  Um..................
Me: Is baby sister beautiful?
Eli:  No.
Me:  Am I beautiful?
Eli:  No.  Eli's beautiful!